Monday, November 06, 2006
November News Letter
Happy Thanksgiving fellow Lions. I hope the holiday season is the best yet.
Last meeting was quite exposing for our King Lion. The rumor mill has it King
Ralphie is penciling a new cook book, titled. "Baked Ducked...And Cover..." Subtitled
"Cooking With a Kevlar Vest."
Lion Kelso is in need of a clean up crew on 11-11-06. Meet at Neto's around 7am.
Christmas party 12-15-06 at Smokey's in Hilmar. $30 per couple. This is always a
grand time so iron your court clothes and bring the wife!
We were visited by the San Andreas breakfast Lion's this past meeting. We also had a
a program from the Community continuum College which helps developmentally disabled
adults. We have donated to them in the past and it is a wonderful success.
Thanks to all who helped at the monster truck parking. Great job!
Lion Hermie we hope the wife is feeling better after her operation; our prayers
are there for her my friend.
Soderquist park project will get rolling in April.
Joke Number 1:
A neutron at a bar
A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says.
The bartender promptly serves up a beer.
"How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
"For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge"
Joke Number 2:
MORE YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF...
You wonder why there isn't a hairstyle called "The Hat Line."
The same pair of boots have been in your family for five generations and they're only twenty years old.
You think the Franklin Mint is a breath freshener.
You think doctorin' involves mamma's sewing kit and a jug.
The strongest smell in your house is butane.
Your dog passes gas and you claim it.
You think paprika is a Third World country.
You refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the "day my ship came in."
None of your shirts cover your stomach.
Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath."
You judge drive time solely by the number of beers you need to take.
Your home has more miles on it than your car.
You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.
You think the
Last meeting was quite exposing for our King Lion. The rumor mill has it King
Ralphie is penciling a new cook book, titled. "Baked Ducked...And Cover..." Subtitled
"Cooking With a Kevlar Vest."
Lion Kelso is in need of a clean up crew on 11-11-06. Meet at Neto's around 7am.
Christmas party 12-15-06 at Smokey's in Hilmar. $30 per couple. This is always a
grand time so iron your court clothes and bring the wife!
We were visited by the San Andreas breakfast Lion's this past meeting. We also had a
a program from the Community continuum College which helps developmentally disabled
adults. We have donated to them in the past and it is a wonderful success.
Thanks to all who helped at the monster truck parking. Great job!
Lion Hermie we hope the wife is feeling better after her operation; our prayers
are there for her my friend.
Soderquist park project will get rolling in April.
Joke Number 1:
A neutron at a bar
A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says.
The bartender promptly serves up a beer.
"How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
"For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge"
Joke Number 2:
MORE YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF...
You wonder why there isn't a hairstyle called "The Hat Line."
The same pair of boots have been in your family for five generations and they're only twenty years old.
You think the Franklin Mint is a breath freshener.
You think doctorin' involves mamma's sewing kit and a jug.
The strongest smell in your house is butane.
Your dog passes gas and you claim it.
You think paprika is a Third World country.
You refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the "day my ship came in."
None of your shirts cover your stomach.
Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath."
You judge drive time solely by the number of beers you need to take.
Your home has more miles on it than your car.
You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.
You think the
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