Monday, July 06, 2009
New Bulletin Editor
Ok, this Lion's club member has been off the job for awhile, but our new bulletin editor;Jesse, is on the job. So have at it J man!
Wednesday, January 17, 2007
Happy New Year
If anyone pays attention to this site the news letter is on its way. Remember the crab feed is the first Friday in Febuary. Be there by six. Also there will be a meeting the thursday night before the feed. 20 dollar cash donation or a gift of = or > value.
Monday, December 18, 2006
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas fellow Lions. The Christmas party was quite the fun time as usual. It is amazing how so many goofy guys have wonderful wives next to them. I have not put out a bulletin do to being extremely busy and the fact the only thing going on was the Christmas party.
So a very merry Christmas to all and never forget the true "Reason For The Season."
Monday, November 06, 2006
November News Letter
Happy Thanksgiving fellow Lions. I hope the holiday season is the best yet.
Last meeting was quite exposing for our King Lion. The rumor mill has it King
Ralphie is penciling a new cook book, titled. "Baked Ducked...And Cover..." Subtitled
"Cooking With a Kevlar Vest."
Lion Kelso is in need of a clean up crew on 11-11-06. Meet at Neto's around 7am.
Christmas party 12-15-06 at Smokey's in Hilmar. $30 per couple. This is always a
grand time so iron your court clothes and bring the wife!
We were visited by the San Andreas breakfast Lion's this past meeting. We also had a
a program from the Community continuum College which helps developmentally disabled
adults. We have donated to them in the past and it is a wonderful success.
Thanks to all who helped at the monster truck parking. Great job!
Lion Hermie we hope the wife is feeling better after her operation; our prayers
are there for her my friend.
Soderquist park project will get rolling in April.
Joke Number 1:
A neutron at a bar
A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says.
The bartender promptly serves up a beer.
"How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
"For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge"
Joke Number 2:
MORE YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF...
You wonder why there isn't a hairstyle called "The Hat Line."
The same pair of boots have been in your family for five generations and they're only twenty years old.
You think the Franklin Mint is a breath freshener.
You think doctorin' involves mamma's sewing kit and a jug.
The strongest smell in your house is butane.
Your dog passes gas and you claim it.
You think paprika is a Third World country.
You refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the "day my ship came in."
None of your shirts cover your stomach.
Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath."
You judge drive time solely by the number of beers you need to take.
Your home has more miles on it than your car.
You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.
You think the
Last meeting was quite exposing for our King Lion. The rumor mill has it King
Ralphie is penciling a new cook book, titled. "Baked Ducked...And Cover..." Subtitled
"Cooking With a Kevlar Vest."
Lion Kelso is in need of a clean up crew on 11-11-06. Meet at Neto's around 7am.
Christmas party 12-15-06 at Smokey's in Hilmar. $30 per couple. This is always a
grand time so iron your court clothes and bring the wife!
We were visited by the San Andreas breakfast Lion's this past meeting. We also had a
a program from the Community continuum College which helps developmentally disabled
adults. We have donated to them in the past and it is a wonderful success.
Thanks to all who helped at the monster truck parking. Great job!
Lion Hermie we hope the wife is feeling better after her operation; our prayers
are there for her my friend.
Soderquist park project will get rolling in April.
Joke Number 1:
A neutron at a bar
A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says.
The bartender promptly serves up a beer.
"How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
"For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge"
Joke Number 2:
MORE YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF...
You wonder why there isn't a hairstyle called "The Hat Line."
The same pair of boots have been in your family for five generations and they're only twenty years old.
You think the Franklin Mint is a breath freshener.
You think doctorin' involves mamma's sewing kit and a jug.
The strongest smell in your house is butane.
Your dog passes gas and you claim it.
You think paprika is a Third World country.
You refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the "day my ship came in."
None of your shirts cover your stomach.
Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath."
You judge drive time solely by the number of beers you need to take.
Your home has more miles on it than your car.
You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.
You think the
Monday, August 21, 2006
A Lion's Camp Out!
camping trip to Don Pedro the weekend of October 7 & 8. Those interested can contact Nordie or Mike Mendonca.
Also, we are going on a field trip to the new TID Energy Center on S. Washington Road. The date is Sept. 21st and we will be meeting the Energy Center at 6 PM or if you wish to carpool, meet at Lampost Pizza at 5:45 PM. Long pants and closed toe shoes must be worn. After the trip, we will be going to Lampost Pizza for food/beverages ($10.00). For more info call Nordie/Kenny.
Thanks...Have a good day.
Rafael
Also, we are going on a field trip to the new TID Energy Center on S. Washington Road. The date is Sept. 21st and we will be meeting the Energy Center at 6 PM or if you wish to carpool, meet at Lampost Pizza at 5:45 PM. Long pants and closed toe shoes must be worn. After the trip, we will be going to Lampost Pizza for food/beverages ($10.00). For more info call Nordie/Kenny.
Thanks...Have a good day.
Rafael
Thursday, August 10, 2006
Typo
The Appreciation Dinner is the 17th and not the 10th. I published the wrong date.
